Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Letter to a Shopaholic


Dear Kisha,

I know I don't have any authority to tell you this, and you must be loathing this subject--but let's be candid for just this moment, shall we?

Are you addicted to buying new clothes and shoes or something? I know you're only a mortal human being, but don't you have adequate tops,leggings, belts, jackets, shoes e.t.c, in your closet? Don't you ever get enough respite from your unabated shopping sprees--devouring every type of clothing you come into contact with?

You should see mom and dad's aghast faces whenever you send your monthly "bill" (that mostly comprises of indifferent shopping)! One day, when mom and dad don't pay your bills, you might find yourself being evicted out of your home and live in solitude in a hovel you acquired with the only money you have left from your lifetime stint as a fruit seller!

Please heed my advice. If you would like to maintain stable expenditures and not end up as a fruit seller, be astute in purchasing accessories before your bill intensifies again!



P.S This is an assignment for school. If you're reading this Kisha, don't take it seriously!




Sincerely,

Nysha.

1 comment:

  1. wow! you used alot of wordly wise words!!!!
    it was really 'enjoyable'! i like the part..
    "Please heed my advice. If you would like to maintain stable expenditures and not end up as a fruit seller, be astute in purchasing accessories before your bill intensifies again!"

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